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CHRISTMAS HERO: Little Boy, 5, Calls 911 to REPORT Grinch’s Plot to RUIN Christmas

posted by Hannity Staff - 12.28.17

A five-year-old boy from Mississippi was outright determined to derail the Grinch’s devilish plot to spoil Christmas this year; calling local authorities in an attempt to stop his evil plan and warning 911 operators to “watch for that little Grinch.”

According to the Washington Post, TyLon Pittman was watching clips of the Dr. Seuss classic “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on the internet when he dialed emergency responders, informing them of the Grinch’s scheme to ruin his favorite holiday.

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“I just want to tell you something. Watch for that little Grinch. Because the Grinch is gonna steal Christmas, okay?” TyLon told 911 operators.

After determining the boy wasn’t in danger, emergency personnel spoke with TyLon’s apologetic father, saying, “No, no it’s fine […] He called in saying the Grinch was trying to steal his Christmas.”

A short time later, officers arrived at the home to speak with the five-year-old, assuring him that the police department and local authorities would never let the Grinch steal Christmas.

“She said she thought it was the cutest thing,” said the boy’s brother. “She wanted to pay him a visit to let him know his Christmas will be safe.”

Watch the heartwarming video above.